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And throughout the land, everyone was happy. SHREK: It was all just a stupid mistake. Fiona runs over to Harold's now empty armor and clothes. The carriage door is opened and Sleeping Beauty falls onto the carpet, still sleeping. A chicken wing flies up and lands inside the rancid fish bowl. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film loosely based on the 1990 picture book Shrek! PUSS: You are told correct, but for this I charge a great deal of money. Shrek stands nervously. The workers are all elves wearing white hazmat suits. Shrek puts the toy back and then looks over at a small chest on a table in the corner of the room. Lets go, Shrek! A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. Shrek 2: Original Motion Picture Score is the film score to the 2004 animated feature, Shrek 2, the sequel to the Academy Award winner Shrek. SHREK: (chuckling) Its a bit early to be thinking about that, isnt it? FURNITURE: The kind of girl a prince would date! A shadowy figure sits with their boots on a table. HAROLD: What am I supposed to do about it? He opens it, and Fiona's voice reads it in his head. Shrek puts the hazmat suit on which only manages to cover his head. Have a happy ever after. Fiona looks at Charming with surprise, and then with affection. You are a lot easier on the eyes. Maximum strength. Shrek's pants fall down to his ankles. SHREK: So (chuckles) you still think this was a good idea? Shrek runs inside the palace to find Fiona. Right. Fine! SHREK: No, no. Shrek picks up a toy princess that resembles Fiona and it speaks. Puss quietly cries and the clock bells ring. SHREK: See this is why nobody likes ogres. Doris walks up to Charming and tries to kiss him. Will you honor me with a dance? SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. Fiona runs out of her room to do the same. The guards stop and lift the visors from the helmets. DONKEY: Aha! And again. Fear me, if you dare! Fiona steps toward the voice and sees Prince Charming standing by a balcony. Well This isnt a good time, pumpkin. The mice start moving their canes around, unaware that the plate of chicken wings is right next to them. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. / Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair--. Upon hearing this news Shrek looks uneasy, while Fiona is smiling. SHREK: Thatll have to do. Pound em dead! The king and queen start walking forward and talk amongst themselves. Where is she? They head up the avenue and towards the palace further up the road. Shrek chuckles while Puss laughs loudly and they walk on. Shrek pulls out the business card he took from Fairy Godmother earlier. Sharpen their pitchforks? Shrek looks uneasy as people in the streets stop and stare. HAROLD: Well, Im afraid Fiona isnt reallywarming up to Prince Charming. CHARMING: I shall rend his head from his shoulders! Harold scowls, Lillian is apprehensive, and Fiona cringes. A bridge from the main land connects to an island. GODMOTHER: Oh I beg to differ. PRINCESS TOY: Dear knight, I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. The bouquet was delicious. DONKEY: Except for you. Why? SHREK: What choice do I have? HAROLD: Darling? GODMOTHER: Well help you set a new fashion trend! Shrek opens the front door and beckons Donkey to head out. They locked you in a tower! He leans down to pick her up. Godmother bites into her food and talks with her mouth full. Fiona has her hand on Charming's arm as they walk down the steps. Hey waiter! GINGY: Well, folks, it looks like were up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick. Shrek starts knocking at the door and a shelf moves over to block it. SHREK: But Fiona and I are married now. Ill be giggling to myself. DONKEY: What? Im going! Mamas working. Come on! Two workers are caught in it and are transformed into a clock and a candelabra. Lillian looks around nervously and Harold angrily stares at Shrek. DONKEY: Look at our little mutant babies! SHREK: Ya know, somehow I dont think I was going to get Daddys blessing even if I did want it! An audience gathered out on the ballroom floor cheers as Charming waves. PUSS: Whatever happens, I must not cry! PAGE: Enough, Reggie. Up one floor from Fiona's room, Harold stands at a balcony. Youll see. DONKEY: All by myself / Dont wanna be / All by myself anymore. A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus. HAROLD: Oh, no! They are watching footage of the event as it cuts to a commercial break. The page smacks him on the head with his scroll. Shrek 2. Im going! Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. So, um how about. DONKEY: I gotta get out of here! SHREK: We passed that bush three times already! Be sure and use small words, dear. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! Do you suppose we could pretend it never happened and start over? HAROLD: (sarcastically) An ogre from a swamp. B. Bartok the Magnificent (1999)/Transcript. CHARMING: Oh, thank heavens. Rawhide! SHREK Oh, you mean like. Fiona enters her room where she stayed as a child. Look at the pony! He looks up from the scroll and stares at Shrek. Two knights restrain him with an animal capture device and one lifts a dime bag off of him. After a moment of silence, the two burst out laughing. A knight runs up to Shrek with pepper shaker and sprays it into his eyes. GODMOTHER: You remember my son, Prince Charming? DONKEY: Im trotting, Im trotting in place! They bore me to tears. O-otherwise Im up all night. Then they got all drunk and start beating me with a stick going, "Piata! Harold pulls the lobster towards himself, Shrek does the same with the turkey. It stops and cowers. DONKEY: Im sorry, too. Shrek Forever After (also known as Shrek: The Final Chapter or Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter) is a 2010 animated fantasy - comedy film, and it is the fourth installment in the Shrek film series. What? Advertisement. DONKEY: Hey, ladies! Godmother gestures to the window and steps aside. The room is completely dark, except for the moonlight shining through a window. Out from the shadows, a sword slices open the sack and gold coins spill out onto the table. The water is rancid and the two fish are clearly dead. Shrek cautiously waves at an angry mob, who to his surprise, smile and wave back at him. Piata!" Shrek 2/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek 2, Shrek Shrek 2/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek 2 . Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2. Oh, I should lighten up?! Then pops again. Must be like some finishing school or something. SHREK: Well, so much for Dads royal blessing. All right! The playback stops. Move em on! [clears throat] "Dearest Princess Fiona. GODMOTHER: Lets see. Lillian runs over. Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. LILLIAN: Not that theres anything wrong with that. Shrek, still carrying Donkey and Puss, dodges the arrows and jumps onto a conveyer belt. I was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt. In the morning Little Red Riding Hood knocks on the door, fleeing in terror after Shrek and Fiona answer the door. Well, heres to us, Fiona. Someone is playing darts with throwing axes. Potions are put onto conveyor belts. Is it on? Produit par DreamWorks Animation , ce film pour enfant est une parodie de contes de fes adapte du livre illustr Shrek ! We need a little time, you know, to be together. This time his arms snap off, still holding open the drawbridge, as the rest of Mongo starts falling back into the moat. Someone is looking at Shrek and Donkey from up in a tree. FIONA: Of course! DONKEY: Mongo! Far, far [softly] away! To live happily ever after. He enters the Dragon's Keep. until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Godmother and Kyle begin to dance and the music gets faster and more frantic. SHREK: Well, well, well, Donkey. CHARMING: Mmm, cherry flavored. Everythings gonna be--. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Pick me! CHARMING: Oh, put it away, Junior! Charming, who is now standing up from his seat, is sat down by Godmother and shushed. Pinocchio, with key in hand, jumps and the pigs lowers down by his strings. She gives him a reassuring smile, and he tries to return one back. What do you call this dish? Nice day for a parade, huh? GODMOTHER: What in Grimms name are you doing here? Puss screams. LILLIAN: Well, hes no Prince Charming, but they do look--. He opens the cart to reveal Puss and Donkey crammed inside. GODMOTHER: Dont you point those dirty green sausages at me! Harold violently stabs into the lobster with a knife. Think about that. JOAN: What the heck are the crumbs for? / With a flick of the wrist and just a flash / Youll land a prince with a ton of cash, GODMOTHER: A high-priced dress made by mice no less / Some crystal glass pumps / And no more stress. In the city, palm trees not too far off fall down one after the other. Head em up! Aladdin and the King of Thieves/Transcript. Woware you from Europe? It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. DONKEY: But, no more wallowing in the mud? FIONA: Dear Diary. Spell! KNIGHT: We got a white bronco heading east into the forest. NIGHT. Hes down on Drury Lane. Tell the truth, will I ever play the violin again? GODMOTHER: You force me to do something I really dont want to do. Charming pulls his sword out from its sheath and starts swinging it around. FIONA: You couldve at least tried to get along with my father! Come on, little kitty. FIONA: OhuhFairy Godmother, furnitureId like you to meet my husband, Shrek. Puss uses his claw to cut a hole in the glass. CHARMING: in all the land. PINOCCHIO: Im not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona. [mimics Shrek roaring]. SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. SHREK: Well heres a news flash for you! Ladies! They both gag until Shrek spits his spoon out onto the table. Puss, do you think you could get to those on top? Fiona kneels down to pat Donkey on the head, then Shrek puts his hands on her shoulders. FIONA: Change? This script is a transcript . Huh? Next to him, the Headless Horseman downs a drink and burps. The three head back out the doors. Fiona looks uncomfortably at the crowd who are all chanting "Dance! She looks affectionately at a doll of a princess, then moves on. Id like to know how it could get any worse! Shrek chuckles nervously. Ohno ogres. The nobleman's son peeks out from inside the carriage. To the castle! Charming is tossing a rose around his mouth. No! Y'know hes all high in the front, he can never get to the back. SHREK: Yeah, right. GODMOTHER: You see we made a deal, Harold, and I assume you dont want me to go back on my part. They take the basket she left and have a picnic on the beach. Harold and Lillian are sat by a fireplace when Fiona walks in. PUSS: (frightened) Oh, no! Man, that stinks! Shrek screams in pain. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. But Shrek had this thing he had to do and uh--. FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. MORNING. HAROLD: Shall we say 7:30 by the old oak? GODMOTHER: Harold! I dont get it, Shrek. Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. Harold and Lillian follow her. DONKEY: Shrek, Fiona knows youd do anything for her. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Want a taste? DONKEY: See this is why nobody likes ogres. Who set out on a quest to find a rare princess. How bout a bowl for the steed? Thick, wavy locks? Get your[mumbling]. Oh! Donkey runs back over to the fireplace and Shrek groans in frustration. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are sitting at the bar with their drinks. SHREK: Aye. HAROLD: I dont know what came over me. At the doorway, a metal gate starts to lower down. Shrek and Puss ride Donkey up the deserted red carpet and toward the front doors of the palace. INT. Shrek tips over a giant cauldron, filled with a potion, and the substance spills onto the floor. FURNITURE: You want to dance, pretty boy? Bandits! Bob: Uh huh. He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower! I know. SHREK: All right, big fella! Is that you? GODMOTHER: A drop of desire! CHARMING: I mean, how charming can I be when I have to pretend Im that dreadful ogre? The Three Little Pigs shake their heads and light the match themselves. The same happens to Donkey. Is it on? Fiona looks back Lillian and Harold, then back to Shrek. Shrek passes out and falls down. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! Well be back to pick you up later! Youre gonna have a reaction. Dont you, honey? JOAN: Oh. The coaches are lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffets curds and whey! And if you think that Ill be smearing VapoRub all over your chest, think again! Look! What you talking about? Mongo rises back up, the foam having formed around his head like a wig. We missed you at dinner. The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. Harold knocks on a door and lets himself in. SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! You are going to have one satisfied Princess. Thats some quality potion! Shrek grabs the bottle. They eventually come across an abandoned barn in the forest. Shrek groans as he hears sounds of glass breaking and music playing. The Three Little Pigs launch one of themselves at Godmother using a blanket as a slingshot. HAROLD: I can hardly believe that, Lillian. Stop it! by William Steig.Directed by Chris Miller (in his feature directorial debut) and co-directed by Raman Hui from a screenplay by Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Miller, and Aron Warner, the film is set after the events of Shrek 2 (2004) and is the . You cant lock us up like this! DONKEY: Oh come on, Shrek, dont feel bad. GODMOTHER: May all your endings be happy andwell, you know the rest! You got a puppy? Look at him in his wee little boots. Exquisite. NARRATOR: It's time for the men in steel to teach these madcap mammals their "devil may mare" attitudes just won't fly! The wolf, busy reading a magazine, is annoyed by the interruption. PUSS: "Warning: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. You know, how many cats can wear boots? HAROLD: I mean you cant force someone to fall in love! She sobs and Shrek takes her in his arms. They kiss in the moonlight, transitioning to Shrek scoops Fiona about in his arms and walks to the door of his home. DONKEY: You do now. Head em up! Move em on! Shrek: Just eat your goobers and shut your gob, okay? SHREK: (furious) Ohh, Ill kill that cat! He sniffs it and shows the camera. She raises her wand to zap Shrek, but Wolf begins blowing her away with his breath. Weve got company! A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. GODMOTHER: Oh, sweet pea! GODMOTHER: And somebody bring me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate! GODMOTHER: Shes taken the potion! HAROLD: Mmm! Ow! He is wearing noble clothes that somewhat resemble Shrek's usual getup. SHREK: I guess it means itll affect Fiona, too. CHARMING: Mom, its me, Shrek. I was just reading a, uha scary book. DONKEY: Shrek! They wait for Pinocchio's nose to grow but nothing happens. And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina! Donkey walks over to a fish bowl. HAROLD: Im sure he just went off to look for a nice mud hole to cool down in. HAROLD: (clears his throat) Um, excuse me? DONKEY: Lighten up? Fiona lets go and starts to walk back up the stairs. Fiona runs outside and down the stairs, not recognizing Donkey in his new form. GODMOTHER: And now she can be. Say it one more time. He looks up at a tower that rises above the rest of the castle, a light shining from its window. Citizens of the kingdom scream as the feet of a giant gingerbread man stomp through the streets. He starts to feel his new body. It includes four computer-animated films . He turns to look down at a feminine frog sipping a martini on a stool. HAROLD: III cant. Captain Hook is playing the piano and singing. LILLIAN: Youre more that man today than you ever were warts and all. (sighs) But I love Fiona more. [yawns] Bet your bottom. Go right in. DONKEY: He just went inside looking for you. His stomach starts rumbling, and Puss and Donkey take cover behind a fallen log. . Lets crash this party! Especially us talking ones. Fan Feed More Moviepedia Wiki. Elsewhere in the palace, Fiona stops at the top of some stairs. Withjusta. SHREK: Come on! Hes gorgeous! Head em up, move em on! FIONA: well If you want to be a part of this family, yes! Shrek puts on the nobleman's powdered wig and his clothes, which are much too small for him. 0000-0001-5F36-0000-P-0000-0000-. Except for one potion. Hold the phone. Is everything all right, Father? Harold's ceremonial armor chestplate deflects the magical trail back to hit Godmother. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? The nobleman gets out to examine Donkey, who is writhing on the ground. Why is it always midnight? Bob: Glad to see you got your voice back. DONKEY: Hey! SHREK: And guess what, princess? Shrek is listening in from the window, outside and out of sight. When you married me?! Shark Tale; Kung Fu Panda 2 (transcript) Rise of the Guardians (transcript) The Emoji Movie (transcript) The Star (transcript) Early Man (transcript) Ice Age . Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth. Shrek admires the new "him" in the mirror and waves at three noblewomen ogling at him. We followed the kings instructions exactly. SHREK: Well, find a way to entertain yourself! As they walk off, they don't notice the mushroom Shrek sneezed on transform into a rose. LILLIAN: You wouldnt have had anything to do with thiswould you, Harold? The Muffin Man opens the door and happily greets Gingy, who is standing on Shrek's shoulder. The furniture move back to their original positions. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation, directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon and distributed by Paramount Pictures. I can whinny! It fades. The tavern is a seedy gathering of misfits. Ow! Im sorry. Ow! DONKEY: Well I dont feel any different. 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